What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:32

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
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Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Unacceptable again!
So they tried
No, not a chance
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
What is your favourite photo with your mother?
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read