What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Scientists warn that polar warming might alter ocean currents and cause massive flooding in the U.S. - Earth.com

Loons and Moons

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Law & Order: Organized Crime Recap: After a Death in the Family, Will Stabler Turn to the Dark Side? - TVLine

Still no good

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

LSU baseball vs. UCLA game suspended on Monday night. Here's when it will resume - NOLA.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Rents fall in most U.S. metros since 2023 as demand struggles to keep up with supply - Seeking Alpha

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Michael Cole Reveals Which Match Will Main Event WWE Money In The Bank On Pre-Show - Wrestling Inc.

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

No, not a chance

Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

What is your favourite photo with your mother?

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read